With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
-PJ O'Rourke

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-Bertrand Russell

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
-CS Lewis