this was someone's sig on imdb.com.....I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Whenever I see clowns, I always think of their relatives and how dissapointed they must be.
-?

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach


You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
-George Burns


A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
-Demetri Martin

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-Demetri Martin

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-Demetri Martin


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears


"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962


"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

Alfred Borden: You went half way around the world... you spent a fortune... you did terrible things... really terrible things Robert, and all for nothing.
Robert Angier: For nothing?
Alfred Borden: Yeah
Robert Angier: You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces...


Nikola Tesla: Have you considered the cost of such a machine?
Robert Angier: Price is not an object.
Nikola Tesla: Yes, but have you considered the *cost*?

-The Prestige

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life.
-PJ O'Rourke

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.
-Bertrand Russell

The trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.
-CS Lewis

A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body.
-Unknown

Wuthering Heights

"And I pray one prayer--I repeat it till my tongue stiffens--Catherine Earnshaw, may you not rest as long as I am living! You said I killed you--haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always--take any form--drive me mad! only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you!"

"You have left me so long to struggle against death, alone, that I feel and see only death! I feel like death!"

"Terror made me cruel..."

"Julius Caesar"

"Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once.
Of all the wonders that I yet have heard, it seems to me most strange that men should fear;
Seeing that death, a necessary end, will come when it will come". (Act II, Scene II).

"Not that I loved Caesar less, but that I loved Rome more". (Act III, Scene II).

"Men at some time are masters of their fates: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are underlings". (Act I, Scene II).