I think I'm having a heart attack! It must be from all the pretzels and pug torture.
-John Horton

Space isn't remote at all. It's only an hour's drive away if your car could go straight upwards.
- Fred Hoyle

I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened.
- Mark Twain

There is no abstract art. You must always start with something. Afterward you can remove all traces of reality.
- Pablo Picasso

Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.
- Fran Lebowitz

I am a kind of paranoiac in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
- J. D. Salinger

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?
- Lily Tomlin

Grown-ups never understand anything for themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them.
- Antoine de Saint-Exupery