Here's a poem I really really like, it's called "The Hollow Men" by T.S. Eliot. It's awesome, I can't stop reading it!

Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
- Rita Rudner

Sid Vicious quotes

You just pick up a chord, go twang, and you're got music.

You can't arrest me, I'm a rockstar.

We're really quite nice and friendly, but everyone has a beastly side to them, don't they?

We are better than anyone, ain't we? Except for the Eagles, the Eagles are better than us.

Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks. Cause as much chaos and disruption as possible but don't let them take you ALIVE.

I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.

I'm not vicious really. I consider myself to be kindhearted. I love my mum.

I'm not chic, I could never be chic.

I'll die before I'm 25, and when I do I'll have lived the way I wanted to.

Do what you don't know how to do.

I got this feeling I'm gonna die before I get old. I don't know why. I just have this feeling.

Ahhh. A man with a sharp wit. Someone ought to take it away from him before he cuts himself.
- Peter da Silva

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
- Ellen DeGeneres

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewelry.
- John Lennon

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.
- Bill Watterson

I have read your book and much like it.
- Moses Hadas

If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the significance of a clean desk?
- Laurence J. Peter

At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.
- Emo Phillips

When I was born the doctor took one look at my face .... turned me over and said. Look ... twins!
- Rodney Dangerfield

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
- Samuel Butler

Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. ~John -LeCarre

Assert your right to make a few mistakes. If people can't accept your imperfections, that's their fault.

-Dr. David M. Burns

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

-Scott Adams

Some of the worst mistakes of my life have been haircuts.

-Jim Morrison

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
- Bill Vaughan

I like an escalator because an escalator can never break, it can only become stairs. There would never be an escalator temporarily out of order sign, only an escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
- Mitch Hedberg

I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
- Dana Carvey

Never knock on Death's door: ring the bell and run away! Death really hates that!
- Matt Frewer