Two people kissing always look like fish.
-Andy Warhol

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.
-Barbara Bush

Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
- John Lehman

I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey

There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion.
- Sir Francis Bacon

Whatever you may be sure of, be sure of this, that you are dreadfully like other people.
- James Russell Lowell

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
- Mark Twain