this was someone's sig on imdb.com.....I thought it was pretty hilarious.

Whenever I see clowns, I always think of their relatives and how dissapointed they must be.
-?

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.
-Burt Bacharach


You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
-George Burns


A dreamcatcher works, if your dream is to be gay.
-Demetri Martin

Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
-Demetri Martin

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack.
-Demetri Martin


"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears


"We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."
- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962


"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight."
- George Gobel

Alfred Borden: You went half way around the world... you spent a fortune... you did terrible things... really terrible things Robert, and all for nothing.
Robert Angier: For nothing?
Alfred Borden: Yeah
Robert Angier: You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces...


Nikola Tesla: Have you considered the cost of such a machine?
Robert Angier: Price is not an object.
Nikola Tesla: Yes, but have you considered the *cost*?

-The Prestige